Jim-Bob-Joe's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Sonic'sSuperSoundSystem]

I have never watched such a homosexual flash

But dude, that was hilarious. The song wasn't half bad (although I admit it sounds quite gay due to the prepubecent voices) and the animation was superb. Nothing about the animation did you do wrong, it was flawless. You get a vote 5 and a review 10 because that looked ery nice and you used a homosexual topic and made it awesome.

Funny shit, dude

Liquid-Phoenix responds:

A homosexual flash???? Lol, okaaaayyy, I never intended it to be homosexual, but if that's the way you see it then so be it. I'm glad you enjoyed the movie anyway though

[Foamy: Hurricane Special]

Hate to be such a jerk, but hear me out (or read)

I like foamy, foamy is awesome. I also understand what you were trying to do here, I got it. Nonetheless, I found his ranting quite monotonous after but a few seconds. Also, because the idea was supposed to be a news flash, having any animation would have been out of place. But making a flash about a news report is quite frowned upon because there is no movement, and to make a flash lovable, vast quantities of animation is required. I guess my point is, a news broadcast for a flash was a bad idea considering what you have to work with.

[MGS For Retards]

Nicely done

But I must ask. Why is it that near the end when snake rants on about mindless giberish, once you click the couch the two players are sitting on, it disappears?

Great Job, I love it

[jackson chocolate factory]

Hey, I used to own a chocolate factory

Great movie, alittle too plain, but atill great. Keep up the great work

[FF Ages: Episode 1]

ugh..

We've got a real winner here.. i mean..wow how do you have such good flash skills? Ugh....improve EVERYTHING! invisible boxes surrounding the people...ugh..low quality songs...1 hit fights...ugh. Watch FF: The New empire by Tootbook..there is an FF series to learn from...jesus christ...learn to spell.

[Computer Problems 2]

Quite nice, very good

I too have this problem with macintosh. At school, all of my files were deleted, making me fail my webpage class because the macintosh crashed in the middle of saving. I attempted to send the error report, and nothing happened, it merely froze permemently.

This is an awesome flash, it makes me laugh alot.

I have a bit of advice, next time the mac does that, open every file you can. I know that sounds stupid, but the mac will overload and the forcequit will open up, over riding all files, and you can quit everytihng, usually without having to lose unsaved stuff.

Great flash, funny stuff

[FinalFantasy:NewGrounds]

Ha, that was a good one

Good luck in future flash! God that was pretty good

-Tootbook and Toxic-stickman

[The All That Collecion 2]

Radio f software...

He won the war...that was the single greatest thing i've ever seen <3

[The Abandoned Kitten]

Awwwww

Mr chocobo is showing a soft side for the kittens :o ^_^

DAIRYDOG responds:

\^_^/

[FF: Warfare X]

CUT MY LIFE INTO N00BZ0RS, THIS IS MY LAST PWNZ0R!

I'll bet your wondering why I reviewed your movie, and why I'm almost being civil about it, eh? Well, I will not withold this information any longer from your wondering mind... I, toxic-stickman, believe it or not, have had a part in this movie. Now, you may be wondering, "J00 N00B, WH0 4M J00 B31N6?!!!11". Well, if you ask our good friend, t00tb00k, he will inform you on my "real" identity. You could be wondering, "H0w c4nz0rz j00 h41f a p4rt 1n t3h m0v13?!!" Well, it's simple. The swords you used near the end, one had a green handle and a partially red blade, the other had a red handle, I was the creator of these swords, and the other one, the blue handled bulky blade which you did not use in the movie is also one of my creation. Now, you could be wondering, "J00 n00b, T00TB00K S14D H3 M4D3 T3H 5W0RD5!!!" Well, he did not, I did. Basically, what I'm trying to say is, you used the creations produced by your greatest inconvinience ever in one of your most proud movies ever.

I do have to compliment you, you used the swords wonderfully, I must say you used them almost to their full potential. I'm sure you know who this is by now, but if you are still fuzzy on it, the almighty t00tb00k will reveal all in due time.

I must repeat once more, due to the fact that your inferior mindset may not be able to intake the elongated words which I produce. I, toxic-stickman esquire, am the one who drew the swords you use so proudly in this flash.

Thankyou for your time, I shall waste no more of it. Adeiu, until we meet again, fine fellow.

HAcoreRD responds:

yeh...ok.

Tishman prolly. I dunno. No more flashes.