Jim-Bob-Joe's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[The Plumber]

Maybe you've done enough drugs.

I mean, you don't understand. That was a fabulous representation of a trip. Of course in flash it will only get so realistic, but you did a fantastic job portraying what a shroom trip would be like, including the transitions from trip and back to reality. Not that I've ever done them, but if I had, I would say that my trip didn't side scroll so much as warp forward into itself, but still, great job on the effects...
Right, Mario... great game, Mario is cool... yeah

Haroshi responds:

I haven't actually used any drugs which are are capable of inducing a trip either.

But I just let my imagination run 'wild'.

[Sonic'sSuperSoundSystem]

I have never watched such a homosexual flash

But dude, that was hilarious. The song wasn't half bad (although I admit it sounds quite gay due to the prepubecent voices) and the animation was superb. Nothing about the animation did you do wrong, it was flawless. You get a vote 5 and a review 10 because that looked ery nice and you used a homosexual topic and made it awesome.

Funny shit, dude

Liquid-Phoenix responds:

A homosexual flash???? Lol, okaaaayyy, I never intended it to be homosexual, but if that's the way you see it then so be it. I'm glad you enjoyed the movie anyway though

[The Abandoned Kitten]

Awwwww

Mr chocobo is showing a soft side for the kittens :o ^_^

DAIRYDOG responds:

\^_^/

[FF: Warfare X]

CUT MY LIFE INTO N00BZ0RS, THIS IS MY LAST PWNZ0R!

I'll bet your wondering why I reviewed your movie, and why I'm almost being civil about it, eh? Well, I will not withold this information any longer from your wondering mind... I, toxic-stickman, believe it or not, have had a part in this movie. Now, you may be wondering, "J00 N00B, WH0 4M J00 B31N6?!!!11". Well, if you ask our good friend, t00tb00k, he will inform you on my "real" identity. You could be wondering, "H0w c4nz0rz j00 h41f a p4rt 1n t3h m0v13?!!" Well, it's simple. The swords you used near the end, one had a green handle and a partially red blade, the other had a red handle, I was the creator of these swords, and the other one, the blue handled bulky blade which you did not use in the movie is also one of my creation. Now, you could be wondering, "J00 n00b, T00TB00K S14D H3 M4D3 T3H 5W0RD5!!!" Well, he did not, I did. Basically, what I'm trying to say is, you used the creations produced by your greatest inconvinience ever in one of your most proud movies ever.

I do have to compliment you, you used the swords wonderfully, I must say you used them almost to their full potential. I'm sure you know who this is by now, but if you are still fuzzy on it, the almighty t00tb00k will reveal all in due time.

I must repeat once more, due to the fact that your inferior mindset may not be able to intake the elongated words which I produce. I, toxic-stickman esquire, am the one who drew the swords you use so proudly in this flash.

Thankyou for your time, I shall waste no more of it. Adeiu, until we meet again, fine fellow.

HAcoreRD responds:

yeh...ok.

Tishman prolly. I dunno. No more flashes.

[Frog Trigger]

A very high quality sprite flash indeed

I was quite impressed with this movie MassDebater...aka TheGoldCrow lol. Its enjoyable to watch HAcoreRD getting made fun of for long periods of time :D. Hope to see another one from you!

TheGoldCrow responds:

Who is HAcoreRD? >=)

[Sonic's Worst Level]

CoOl

I agree with "the chair man", it was too short. But it was still funny. You should make a longer version of that

Gororules responds:

well one problem i have that everyone noticed was the sound did not transfer with the movie. thanks for the review tho

[Escape From the City]

I liked the song. It is 1 of my fav levels.

It would have been nice if somthing had happened. you wasted my time.I could have easily just played the sonic adventure 2 game

Gasq responds:

Actually, I may have saved some of your time. If you played that level instead of watching this, you would have spent about 3 minutes. You decided to watch this movie though which is under a minute. I think you may have wasted my time because now I have to write this response to point out your ignorance.